danisnotonfire:

danisnotorfire:

danisontonfire:

danisnotofire:

danlsnotonfire:

theperksofbeingbeth:

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

i know right they’re so annoying

i agree they’re just the worst

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

assholes

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

(via danhowell-love)

zombieep69 asked:
I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO MAKE A VIDEO WITH JUST YOUR BOXERS!!!!

musicandinternetislife:

tears-you-up:

i like this moment so much. It’s like “we’re not a family of ten, Phil.

We’re a family of two”

a family

(via danhowell-love)

marciellesmusings:

wearitcounts:

ishipanarmada:

batmanlockedmeinthetardis:

thisrohirrimisnoman:

1reasonand1reasonolny:

harryriles:

"what are you reading?"

"its a…online book."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"….uh…."

image

I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

"what are you writing?"

"it’s a….story."

"oh cool, what’s it about?"

"…uh…"

image

"can i read it?"

image

image

"well it’s not really finished yet…"

(via danhowell-love)

aphantasticphantasy:

asherdaisies:

tr0ye-0ak13y:

aphantasticphantasy:

what was that supposed to be dan

DAN WAS ABOUT TO PUT HIS HAND ON PHIL’S KNEE THEN HE REALISED BUT HE COULDN’T COVER IT UP 

the look he gives the camera after he almost did omg

why does my post have over 15.5 k notes am i god yes i am kneel before me peasants

(via danhowell-love)

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking

(Quelle: m-eg, via danhowell-love)

bulletproof-otp:

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyler5evar:

i-am-the-evil-santa-bear:

You are what you eat

oh my god

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

(Quelle: awrfdan, via danhowell-love)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

(via schluempfchen)

hemmosauce:

5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

this is the most accurate post i have ever seen

(via devilbelchen)

tatehorror:

tsarbucks:

supermoclel:

fallen-for-autumn:

fabiangow:

supermoclel:

now that it’s warmer i can finally wear shorts and offend people with my natural body hair

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

Fucking. Shave.

fucking shave your negativity(:

sophia slayin it

I saw this comment right

So I clicked on their blog and..

I don’t even know where to begin oh my

(via a-isforanarchyf-isforfuckyou)

awwww-cute:

My friend was chosen by a chinchilla once

(via devilbelchen)

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

(via pizza)

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